Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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