You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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