He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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