All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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