so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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