Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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