Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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