This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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