She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
BRING THE BAGELS
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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