yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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