Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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