whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
as a side note pls kill me
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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