Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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