Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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