Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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