shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
