Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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