i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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