North Korea, Best Korea!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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