you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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