Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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