1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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