just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
