I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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