my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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