for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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