Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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