I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
