I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
