I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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