...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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