windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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