they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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