READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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