Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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