A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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