I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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