Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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