I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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