Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
