Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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