I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Do you still have your period?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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