Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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