Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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