I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
