Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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