Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she looked like the before picture.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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