Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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