I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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