im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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