Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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