Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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