Midget sex pt 2 tonight
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
the liver wants what the liver wants
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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