The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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