let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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